I'm going to the park.

Hi! Sara, from central North Carolina, where people say "chill your biscuits" and claim they're not southern. Glee, Doctor Who, Starkid, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter. I have an unhealthy obsession with Chris Colfer and Darren Criss, as well as the relationship that is their characters. I also have the ability to make the sound of a dove having an orgasm.

29th May 2012

Goodnight everyone, may your dreams be filled with blue octopi and their half-edible canine companions.

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leightyhawkeye:

idriveachevroletmovietheatre:

stripeydani:

kingsandheroes:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

Awuuuuuuuu x3

coulsooooon

this is just soooo cute… i cant

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29th May 2012

Anonymous asked: BOTH my hearts skipped a beat when you walked in the door

I’ll put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets. And then watch Oswald.

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29th May 2012

Anonymous asked: you're the impala to my dean

You’re the weenie to my Oswald (sorry but that fucking octopus is dominating my brain right now)

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vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this

omg

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29th May 2012

Anonymous asked: you are most definitely my division

I just thought of Oswald while reading this, you know the octopus with the bowler hat and the weenie dog and the penguin? Good stuff man.

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29th May 2012

Anonymous asked: if you were a transformer you'd be optimus fiiiiiiiine

Something about megatron?

29th May 2012

cthulhu-is-my-lord asked: Wac needs to happen. Soon.

Omg I wrote this headcanon last night and it started off super fluffy but it got INTENSE YO and I sent the whole thing to Emma so you could ask her about it I guess although I do think that we shouldn’t take it too far…